Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from school with detention

  • Son: Mum, I got detention.
  • Me: OMG, what did you do?
  • Son: I hit a kid.
  • Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
  • Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
  • Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.